Tuesday Thoughts

My thoughts, hmmm…they are everywhere today!

1. Sleep has returned to a semi-normal way. I am back to getting at least 4-5 hours a night which is way better than 45 minutes. I think it was thyroid related because I upped the meds and it got better.

2. Gregg is on vacation this week and thinks he needs to be all up in my ass all of the time. He is finally outside mowing the yard and I can breath. Love ya baby, but GO DO SOMETHING!

3. Planning a weekend for 22 people can drive a person crazier than they already are! Let’s see if you can get this: Thursday – 2 couples, Friday – 8 couples, and Saturday 11 couples! Saturday we are renting a guy with a school bus to drive us around so nobody is drinking and driving. Finding a place that can seat 22 people on Saturday night for dinner. Getting all of the crap together with all of the above people to have a cook-out at the hotel on Friday. Four of the men in said group have massive amounts of testosterone coursing through their veins and just can’t possibly KISS because everything has to be LARGE! Trying to just have burgers and dogs is so much more complicated with these men!

4. I am going to enjoy this weekend even if I have to hide a few bodies, ‘nuf said!

5. Got all of the babysitters situated. One for the kid and one for the dog.

6. I do think it is very sad that Patrick Swayze has died but at least he is in peace now. I have wanted to take up pottery every since I first saw Ghost! And I cry VERY time I watch it!

7. I can’t believe they are taking the one soap opera that I like off of the air after 70+ years. I have watch Guilding Light for over 30 years! And the freaking finale is on Friday and I will be in Nashville. Shopping. Or at the winery. Or shopping. Or at the winery!

8. This damn driveway work they are doing around here is getting quite old! Either today or tomorrow, it will be my turn and it sucks because you can’t even get down the street with the damn big ass dumpster and all of their trucks as it is. Now I am going to have to park in my yard for about 3 days. Thinking about asking them if they could wait until Friday to do ours as we will be gone and they still have three by me to do and could just back up and do me! See, always thinking here!

9. I am sick of tomatoes. Seriously! I have done everything I can with them and they just keep multiplying. And now I have 6 zucchini growing so that will be my next nightmare. But I love zucchini bread and that stuff freezes really good so no biggie there. Oh, and we have 3 watermelon growing! Green beans are dying out but they were damn good this year and I did get some froze for the winter.

10. Our puppies will be here in 3-4 weeks. Trying to decide if I should keep the pup that I get or do I sell it. Knowing me, I will fall in love with the little sucker and want to keep it. Buttttt…people have been telling me that there will be territorial issues if I get a male and if I get a female, I will have to have both of them fixed. I is so confused!

11. Dammit, showing parts of Ghost on TV right now! And the interview that Barbara Walters did and he is crying. Shit, now I’m gonna cry!

Ok, that is enough of my brain for now. This is cute and I have to share:
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff .... I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... So I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy...

‘'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist

Hugs & Kizzes
Karen