Enter At Your Own Risk!

Ok, so I know it is only 12:50 but I am drinking a Bloody Mary!! Why, you ask! BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A KIPPY HERE!!! Yesterday I decided to hook the router back up so I can be on the laptop in another room! Easy Peasy…been there, done that. I remember I had to call AT&T to have them bridge the modem. Well, it won’t work. Brainfart and remember I have a new modem! Ok, call the bastards.

On the phone the guy says they don’t bridge equipment that is not theirs. The modem is but not the router. He tells me 2nd tier tech support has to do that. Well, give me them. Nope, he wants to try some things. ONE HOUR later the fucktard tells me “I have to give you the 2nd tier! Will not repeat words said but I am sure my Momma is proud. Good thing I don’t kiss her with this mouth anymore!

I am on the phone with this 2nd guy and we are ON IT! About 10 minutes into it he says the router needs to be reset and I have to call Netgear. He even had the number for me.

Call Netgear! OMFG, I am so going to hurt someone! They say if I want them to fix THEIR shit, I have to pay $19.95 for their tech support!!!!!! I politely **cough**cough** tell Indiaman that he can take his stuff and put it up his ass and I promise to go on the Interwebz and write about everywhere I can!

I get on computer…NO FUCKING INTERNET!!!!

I am somewhat computer literate so I fix it. Get

Interwebz up and running. Or so I thought~

NO FUCKING EMAIL!

At this point I went to the bar and drank A LOT!!

Well, only because one of my really good friends that I haven’t seen in about a month was there and she is an IT person so I had to drill her head and get some help.

This morning…still no email. Mess around with it and guess what? Got email…..from last year!
18,643 emails coming in……Every email I have sent or received since last September…all coming back! I even got to read a few of your guys’ blogs before I knew you!

SOOOOOOOOOO I call AT&T! Forty-five minutes later, I hung up on the guy. It was either that or hurt someone.

Oh wait, I just looked back at email because I just have to let them come in and delete and we are over 20,000.

Andy at school, dogs at the Beauty Parlor, and Gregg is in the shower and is going to run some errands…BECAUSE HE IS SKEERED!!!!

He mumbled something about Looney bin, white jacket and meds...