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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

A Doggone Good Day!!!




The reason
a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his
tongue.

-Michael Combs





There
is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

-Ben Williams






A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

-Peter Dorsett







The average
dog is a nicer person than the average person.

-Andy
Rooney







Anybody who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

- Franklin P.
Jones







My dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.

-Joe Weinstein






If you pick
up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
the principal difference between a dog and a man.

-Mark
Twain






Dogs are
not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

-Roger
Caras



If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two
of them.


-Phil
Pastoret

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Enter At Your Own Risk!

Ok, so I know it is only 12:50 but I am drinking a Bloody Mary!! Why, you ask! BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A KIPPY HERE!!! Yesterday I decided to hook the router back up so I can be on the laptop in another room! Easy Peasy…been there, done that. I remember I had to call AT&T to have them bridge the modem. Well, it won’t work. Brainfart and remember I have a new modem! Ok, call the bastards.

On the phone the guy says they don’t bridge equipment that is not theirs. The modem is but not the router. He tells me 2nd tier tech support has to do that. Well, give me them. Nope, he wants to try some things. ONE HOUR later the fucktard tells me “I have to give you the 2nd tier! Will not repeat words said but I am sure my Momma is proud. Good thing I don’t kiss her with this mouth anymore!

I am on the phone with this 2nd guy and we are ON IT! About 10 minutes into it he says the router needs to be reset and I have to call Netgear. He even had the number for me.

Call Netgear! OMFG, I am so going to hurt someone! They say if I want them to fix THEIR shit, I have to pay $19.95 for their tech support!!!!!! I politely **cough**cough** tell Indiaman that he can take his stuff and put it up his ass and I promise to go on the Interwebz and write about everywhere I can!

I get on computer…NO FUCKING INTERNET!!!!

I am somewhat computer literate so I fix it. Get
Interwebz up and running. Or so I thought~

NO FUCKING EMAIL!
At this point I went to the bar and drank A LOT!!

Well, only because one of my really good friends that I haven’t seen in about a month was there and she is an IT person so I had to drill her head and get some help.
This morning…still no email. Mess around with it and guess what? Got email…..from last year!
18,643 emails coming in……Every email I have sent or received since last September…all coming back! I even got to read a few of your guys’ blogs before I knew you!
SOOOOOOOOOO I call AT&T! Forty-five minutes later, I hung up on the guy. It was either that or hurt someone.

Oh wait, I just looked back at email because I just have to let them come in and delete and we are over 20,000.
Andy at school, dogs at the Beauty Parlor, and Gregg is in the shower and is going to run some errands…BECAUSE HE IS SKEERED!!!!

He mumbled something about Looney bin, white jacket and meds...

I Have Friends In Crawl Spaces!

We ALL know Karen is having a bad computer day. BTW...29,000 emails and growing. But anywho...I did finally start getting some from yesterday and today...and this is what one of my "friends" sent me:::

An Ugly Day
Just When You Thought You Were Having An Ugly Day!!!
Here you go...

Friday, February 12, 2010

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Procrastination Be Thy Name

Yep, I have more things than I need to do today and what am I doing? On here!

It FINALLY quit snowing but the blowing and the temps are NASTY! I do have a few errands I need to run today or tomorrow but am going to ask (con) Gregg into doing them. I have a full plate today as it is!

I put two pork tenderloins in the crock pot last night to make BBQ pulled pork for tomorrow! I can't wait! Waking up to the smell was awesome!

My list for the day in case anyone is bored and want to come help:

Clean carpets

Pull Pork

Clean bathroom, the BIG one

Do my laundry

Dust EVERYTHING

Mop all floors

Clean bed linens as I bought new quilt and all yesterday

Make cheese tray

Make relish tray

Take a nap

Unload dish washer

Replace ceiling fan with new one

Put old one in bedroom

Make kid clean his room

Ok, each one of you pick a chore and get over here! I have cake! I have liquor, beer, and wine! Oh, and champagne, too! And lots of it! Hell, I will go buy you a lobster tail and steak!