I'm Back!!!

Oh Hi! Don’t I know you? I know I do from somewhere!! How have you been? Hi Marty, Chip, BTC, Erin, Patti, Billie, Fannie, Kippy, Kerry, Norfy, Dave, Kat, Terry, and all the rest!!!!



Things have been crazy busy around here since I got back. I have had a 12 year old and a 52 year old attached at each hip and two Shit Tzu’s wrapped around my legs!! You would think I had been gone for months! At least the house was clean when I got home and all of them have their original body parts!


And some things that I have been asking for months to be done were actually done!! YEAH!!! New fan up in living room, old fan put in bedroom (my hot flashes thanked them the most) and the tanning bed has been moved to storage so I can get this room back in shape and painted!


Blog about the trip will come soon. I have worked on it a little but I am going to have to do it in stages or you will need to get a very large bottle of wine to get through it all!


I am slowly catching up with all of you and if I haven’t commented it is not my fault! Really it’s not. Every time I get on Multiply my freaking computer freezes up! I am getting ready to do a major dump on this thing. I just have to check with an IT guy before I do the drastic deed! I have backed up all pics and important documents so I think I am good to just completely deleting everything and resetting back to factory settings. Then reload the needed parts! If any of you geeks know better please advise!


I am so excited for Kippy this weekend! Hope she calms down a little and enjoys her day! Marty, those little favors were gorgeous! You are such a big sweetie!


Speaking of which, my friends that are in Bahamas called today and I missed it because I didn’t recognize the number so I didn’t answer! DAMMIT!! They can’t use their cells down there so they used a calling card! They are getting remarried in a few hours!!


Weather here has sucked this week and it is hard to get motivated to do shit. It is really hard after you have been in the sun and 90 degrees for a week! We had PERFECT weather the whole week. A couple of rain showers at night but we were safely ensconced in the Tiki Bar so no bother! LOL


I finally cooked this Sunday for the first time in two weeks!! Another moment when my family thanked me for being home!! I made BBQ ribs, country and western style, and corn on the cob and tater salad! It was fabulous. Not as good as the steak and lobster I was eating a week ago but still good!


Ok, guess I will go get the 11 hundredth load of laundry out and maybe think about a shower or sumpin’. Hope you all are having a great Tuesday and I am still trying to catch up on all of you!

Last Blog!

Yep, this is my last blog………from Indiana for a week! I can’t believe it has finally made it to this time. I have all of my ducks in a row (I hope) and just around 85 things to do today! Forty-eight hours from now, I be gone!! Well, actually I will be landing in Atlanta as the asshats changed my flight so I have to change planes there. I HATE Atlanta Airport. That place is just nasty! But at 10 :40 am Thursday, I will be FREE!!!!







Yesterday’s list:






Cleaned carpets






Tanned






Ran to Dollar Store for toilet paper. We had one half roll in each bathroom left. Gregg deemed that an emergency! Well, I suppose it is since I canceled the paper for the week so that would have left him shit out of luck! Tee Hee






Printed off all info for various sorts that need to know what plane I am on should it decide to take a dive in Kentucky.






Cleaned up all piles lying around. I have too much shit…






Watched the DVD for my camera so I have a chance of taking good pictures






Did the nails






Did all dishes and put them away. Kitchen is spotless as I will not being using it for the next several days. Yes, we had leftover pizza last night from Sunday and tonight it is what ever you can find and if you make a mess I suggest you clean it up. The maid has or will be leaving the building






Double checked that all bills were paid as not to have any surprises when I get home






Get surprise thingies done---you will see---






Today’s list is way worse






Get cards for the girl’s for Mother’s Day. Connie gives me one every year and I usually forget so I am going to be prepared this year, dammit!






Last load of laundry






Iron some of the worse things. We have an iron in our room so I am just knocking the worst off. Yes, OCD requires ALL of my clothes be ironed before I wear them.






Pack Andy and get him ready. First I have to go buy him some jeans. The little shit has managed to split two pairs just this week.






Go to the OMG Wally World for shit that I can only find there






Tan






Prolly should water the plants. I heard one scream this morning while walking by the poor thing






Order cigs for when I get back






Email all teachers to let them know that I am gone and they need to contact Seester if butthead does anything stoopid






Pass out assorted keys so people can walk the dogs during the day






Do some…ummm…grooming. I know, TMI, but I do have to put on a bathing suit in 48 hours!






Run around like a chicken with it’s head missing to remember everything






Have to be somewhere at 6 pm tonight. Friends want to say good bye and I could win $$$. Two of my really good friends leave for the Bahamas the day we come back. They are the ones that I told you he is surprising her with a vow renewal. They will be gone for 12 days! He sent me the link and OMG, I am SO JEALOUS!!!






I don’t have to worry about Gregg at all as he is a big boy and can fend for himself. I usually make him a meatloaf and he will eat on that for three days but there is one in the freezer if he so desires to thaw that it and heat it up in the oven. I showed him how!






I will be blogging from Florida but I do not have to take my laptop as Misty Blue is taking hers. One less thing I have to mess with. And I wouldn’t count on every day because I am going to be slightly busy watch the young hard bodies on the beach. I’m just sayin’!






I leave home tomorrow around 2 pm to go to Connie’s. We are getting our pedi’s and then it is VACATION TIME!! Since her Hubby is taking us to the airport and we have to be there at 4:30 AM, it works well if I just spend the night there. If I was betting girl…ahem…we probably will just stay up all night, get on the plane and sleep when we get there. We pack easy sundress type things and change when we get there. We are usually too early to check in but they have a big bathroom right there by the Tiki Bar where we get comfy.






That’s about all I got today. Aren’t you glad I just took those minutes of your life away that you can never get back?






Hope you all have a fantastic week and stay out of trouble. I can not promise the same on this end!