Tuesday Randomness!!

Ten Thoughts AGAIN!

1. WTG Butler! They tried their damndest and that is what counts! I am not even a Butler fan but I was sooo for them to win! I feel sorry for them as they are all trying to blame themselves for the loss. I think they all played excellent!

2. Temps are hitting 80 today and then back down to the 50’s the rest of the week! Gotta love living in Indiana. Don’t like the weather, wait a minute, it will change.

3. Psstt…exactly one month from today…I is OUTTA here! I know, shaddup already, we know! Butttt this is the thing I look forward to the most all year and I get all giddy now!

4. I have to go to Wally World to get a shit load of crap. Anybody want to go for me? Anybody? Fine, I see how you all are! I will go myself!

5. I need to find some new shorts for the summer but could someone please make some that are for us middle age wimmins? All I can find are either the “I can see your butt crack” or the “granny” kind! My waist IS NOT at my hip bones and me being only 5 feet tall, long ones look like I am waiting for a freaking flood! Just some nice normal ones that fall between the top of your thigh and knee! Am I really asking for too much, people?

6. I have to get my butt back in the tanning bed (oh, hush, we are all gonna die of something)!

7. I need to take my laptop to the VFW on Thursday and figure out how to use Wi-Fi. I think I am going to take the laptop to Florida with me but I have never tried to use it with public Wi-Fi so I suppose I should learn! It has a video camera on it so I thought I could take some nice video to post on here while I am gone to make all of you jealous! And I have a BIG surprise for a few of you!!!

8. A few of my neighbors have commented on the shutters! I am not sure how to take that! Is it, “They look really good, you did a good job” or is it “About damn time you lazy Bitch”?

9. Did I ever tell you I have about 75 pairs of sandals and am wearing them around the house to figure out which ones I can actually walk farther than just to the bathroom in so I can take them with me? What? You knew I was strange bird!

10. Ok, that’s about it! I have a bunch of errands to do and then tomorrow we are getting the new fence and attempting to put it in! Just a small one to keep the dogs in but it still will be tricky to do what I want and as you know, I am the Supervisor!



John is out with his friends and stops by his grandmother's house for a visit.

There's a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table,


So, John and his friends start snacking on them.


When they're ready to leave, his friends say, "Nice to meet you, ma'am, and thank you for the peanuts.."


Grandma says, "You’re welcome. Ever since I lost my dentures, all I can do is suck the chocolate off of them."

For All of You "Shutter Bugs"!

The room that I spend time with you peeps:

The Living Room Winders:

One of the bedroom and my bathroom. Yes, notice the garden is still a mess! Not my problem!

The back of my House, two bedroom and one bathroom winders:

My Closet Winder. Yes, my closet goes about 12 feet on each side of it. And it's full!! Can you see me in the corner of the pic?

Because I Love You!!!

For All of you too far away for my Bunny to reach you:

http://terrisfp1.com/holidays/chick.html

Happy Easter...Keaster...Whatever

What To Do!

Yes, two on Fliday!! Waiting for Connie to get here then going to lunch but this was too good to not share!!

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading.

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.


YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.

Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'

HOWEVER....The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers!

My ONE Political Comment!!

And I will let Maxine speak for me:

Let me get this straight. We're going to be gifted with a health care plan written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president who also hasn't read it and who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke.

What the hell could possibly go wrong?

Tuesday Randomness!!

Let’s see what rubbish can flow through the brain-drain today!

1. I don’t do politics. If you write about politics, chances are I won’t comment unless I have something smart-ass to say. Sorry! I is not a fart smucker in that area!

2. The sun is shining!! YEAH! Still chilly but working our way back up.

3. Last weekend was great on Friday and Saturday! Friday I worked in the yard for a bit, plucked a bunch of dead stuff, cleaned out all of the pots on the deck, and then grabbed a beer and a book and plopped in the sun. Gregg was laughing and shaking his head when he pulled up after work. I love to keep him on his toes about what I will do next! At least I didn’t have the bathing suit on!

4. Saturday was kind of low key and we went out for a bit in the evening. Sunday we were in a veggie state and I stayed in jammies all day. Made going to bed that night quite easy!

5. I actually have all of my bills paid!!! BEFORE THEY WERE DUE! Ok, I am afraid too but like Gregg, I like to keep them on their toes!

6. I got to mess with Reader’s Digest this morning! They have sent me two books WHICH I DID NOT REQUEST and then send me a bill for $60.00!! WTF??? Umm, according to the Post Office, you send me a gift, it is a GIFT! Thank you very much but here’s your sign! I told them if they wanted to send me postage, I would be happy to return them! They said never mind!

7. OHH OHHHH!!! I forgot sumpin’ important!!!! I received the cutest card in the mail last weekend from some Sassy Chick in Kentucky and I just got to say…your timing was perfect! I was feeling a little down with everything that has been going on and it was JUST WHAT I NEEDED! The perfect pick me up to start my weekend! THANK YOU!

8. There will be a Memorial for Bonnie but not sure when. I was going to pull something together but someone that has WAY MORE money than me beat me to it. This is fine. As long as there is something!

9. I only have 43 days until I go south!!! I know, shut up already but…but…I am SOOO ready!!! Some of my shopping trip last week was for that and I have a few other things I want to pick up! I don’t wear too many clothes when I am there so I don’t need much. Oh hush, we wear bathing suits and cover ups most of the time…not nekkid!

10. Ha, I made it to ten! Now I have to take the kid to school because the DAMN driver FORGOT him AGAIN!