Enter At Your Own Risk!

Ok, so I know it is only 12:50 but I am drinking a Bloody Mary!! Why, you ask! BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A KIPPY HERE!!! Yesterday I decided to hook the router back up so I can be on the laptop in another room! Easy Peasy…been there, done that. I remember I had to call AT&T to have them bridge the modem. Well, it won’t work. Brainfart and remember I have a new modem! Ok, call the bastards.

On the phone the guy says they don’t bridge equipment that is not theirs. The modem is but not the router. He tells me 2nd tier tech support has to do that. Well, give me them. Nope, he wants to try some things. ONE HOUR later the fucktard tells me “I have to give you the 2nd tier! Will not repeat words said but I am sure my Momma is proud. Good thing I don’t kiss her with this mouth anymore!

I am on the phone with this 2nd guy and we are ON IT! About 10 minutes into it he says the router needs to be reset and I have to call Netgear. He even had the number for me.

Call Netgear! OMFG, I am so going to hurt someone! They say if I want them to fix THEIR shit, I have to pay $19.95 for their tech support!!!!!! I politely **cough**cough** tell Indiaman that he can take his stuff and put it up his ass and I promise to go on the Interwebz and write about everywhere I can!

I get on computer…NO FUCKING INTERNET!!!!

I am somewhat computer literate so I fix it. Get

Interwebz up and running. Or so I thought~

NO FUCKING EMAIL!

At this point I went to the bar and drank A LOT!!

Well, only because one of my really good friends that I haven’t seen in about a month was there and she is an IT person so I had to drill her head and get some help.

This morning…still no email. Mess around with it and guess what? Got email…..from last year!
18,643 emails coming in……Every email I have sent or received since last September…all coming back! I even got to read a few of your guys’ blogs before I knew you!

SOOOOOOOOOO I call AT&T! Forty-five minutes later, I hung up on the guy. It was either that or hurt someone.

Oh wait, I just looked back at email because I just have to let them come in and delete and we are over 20,000.

Andy at school, dogs at the Beauty Parlor, and Gregg is in the shower and is going to run some errands…BECAUSE HE IS SKEERED!!!!

He mumbled something about Looney bin, white jacket and meds...

I Have Friends In Crawl Spaces!

We ALL know Karen is having a bad computer day. BTW...29,000 emails and growing. But anywho...I did finally start getting some from yesterday and today...and this is what one of my "friends" sent me:::

An Ugly Day

Just When You Thought You Were Having An Ugly Day!!!

Here you go...

Finally!!! The Answer

Procrastination Be Thy Name

Yep, I have more things than I need to do today and what am I doing? On here!

It FINALLY quit snowing but the blowing and the temps are NASTY! I do have a few errands I need to run today or tomorrow but am going to ask (con) Gregg into doing them. I have a full plate today as it is!

I put two pork tenderloins in the crock pot last night to make BBQ pulled pork for tomorrow! I can't wait! Waking up to the smell was awesome!

My list for the day in case anyone is bored and want to come help:

Clean carpets

Pull Pork

Clean bathroom, the BIG one

Do my laundry

Dust EVERYTHING

Mop all floors

Clean bed linens as I bought new quilt and all yesterday

Make cheese tray

Make relish tray

Take a nap

Unload dish washer

Replace ceiling fan with new one

Put old one in bedroom

Make kid clean his room

Ok, each one of you pick a chore and get over here! I have cake! I have liquor, beer, and wine! Oh, and champagne, too! And lots of it! Hell, I will go buy you a lobster tail and steak!

Last Night! And Clams!

Last night was fantabulous and awesome! Will blog about it tomorrow as I am out again tonight for the final night of the bar! Sixty deviled eggs and one Cracker Barrel Casserole is done!

But this was in the paper this morning! And had to post it!!!

Hey Kippy!

I wanna see you do THIS photo shoot!

Ten On Tuesday!

1. I am already sick of this weather. I know it hasn’t even really started. I have never completely shut the air conditioner down but have the temp set at 77. Saturday was chilly and Sunday was okay but got warm in the house. Opened the windows and turned on the fans and all was good. Sitting here yesterday afternoon, the sir kicked on. Today, 55 degrees, rainy and cold!


2. Speaking of cold and food, which we do a lot around here, I got the new Food Network magazine and this was in there. Fifty easy soups. I am all about one pot meals and easy! If anybody tries any of them, please tell the rest of us. Not sure I like all 50 but I do see several of them in my winter future!

3. I need to step away from the eggs. We get a free dozen eggs every week and I hate wasting stuff but there is only so much I can do with them. Gregg will not touch an egg with a 10 foot pole. Andy likes them but not that often. I have been hard boiling them and eat 2 every morning for breakfast. They are protein and suppose to be good for ya!

4. I will have new pics of the poopies when their eyes open, which should be any day! Alphie still wants NOTHING to do with them.

5. I was quite happy to see Favre beat his old team on Monday! Shows you that old men still have it!

6. Do some of you really decorate for Fall? Seriously!?!? I do some things for Halloween but I do not have time to put dead leaves and dried corn all over the place. Then I would have to clean that crap up.

7. Made the last payment on my car FINALLY! Who is going to start the pool to see how soon I have to put some money into the thing. I had my last car paid off for over 6 months before my brother borrowed it. Six years ago! He was in a hard place and I had Tom’s truck until I made Ford chase me down for it. Then that left me with one car that was not for everyday driving. It was a Jag. I traded it for the Harley after he died. So I had to get a new one. I really love my car and do take care of it. Please stay with me a little longer. We have been through a lot together.

8. Umm…I need a secretary! I was supposed to go to therapy on Monday. Did I remember? Hell no! I hate having to call people and tell them I am an idiot. I hope I didn’t piss Stacy off!

9. I need to go Wally Worlding and run some errands but I hate going out in cold rain. Since I am such a great procrastinator, I will go tomorrow. Or not!

10. Well, I had several thoughts over the last few days and had it in my head until it was time to write them down. I guess I am done.

Hugs & Kizzes

Karen